Get your lumps of coal just in time for stuffing those Christmas stockings. This great gag gift will bring a grimace every time.
You'll get four lumps of genuine Pennsylvania anthracite coal. Anthracite is the highest rank of coal, with 85% or more carbon content. It burns with very little smoke or flame, providing a nice warm smolder.
Bonus gag: But that's only IF the lucky recipient can get it to light!!! Anthracite won't ignite using matches or grill lighters. Arrrgh!
Your lumps of coal come in an attractive velveteen bag, so the unwary gift-getter won't even know what's coming. Have some extra fun this year with Cornerstone's Christmas coal.